Perfect for long drives, a class icebreaker, or just something to chat about in line at a grocery store, these funny questions to ask kids are a great way to pass the time and strike up entertaining conversation.
Each of these could make for a perfect quick chat or a full-blown lighthearted debate. Extra 5 minutes in class? Give one of these a shot!
Even better, use these 60 conversation starters (and follow-ups) to help kids come up with their own fun "would you rather" questions and other more to spark imagination!
Funny questions for students
Here are some humorous, family-friendly questions to get kids of all ages talking.
About animals
| Question | Follow-Up Prompt |
|---|---|
| If they could talk, what do you think dogs would say? | What would be the first thing your dog would tell you? |
| Would you rather roar like a lion every time you sneeze or howl like a wolf every time you yawn? | Which one would be more embarrassing in class and why? |
| What would your pet name you if it could? | Would that name be funny, mean, or something else? Why do you think that? |
| What animal can you imitate the best? Which one should I do? | Can you teach me how to do that imitation? |
| If you had a pet parrot and could teach it one phrase, what would it be? | What would happen if your parrot said that phrase at the worst possible time? |
| Would you rather have webbed fingers or webbed toes? | What would be the coolest thing you could do with webbed fingers or toes? |
| Would you rather have lobster claws for hands or squid tentacles for legs? | How would you do everyday activities like eating or playing sports? |
| If you could transform into any animal, what would it be? | What's the first thing you'd do as that animal? |
| Would you rather move like a kangaroo or a crab? | Which one would help you get around school better and why? |
| Would you rather have a baby giraffe or baby elephant as a pet? | Where would you keep it and how would you take care of it? |
| If you could rename any animal, what would you call it? | Why would that be a better name than what we call it now? |
Questions about games & competitions
| Question | Follow-Up Prompt |
|---|---|
| If you could cancel one of your classes for a day, what game would you play with your class instead? | What are the rules of that game and how would you win? |
| Would you rather capture the flag or freeze dance of your life? | What strategy would you use to win? |
| What's an Olympic sport that doesn't exist, but should? | What would the rules be and how would athletes train for it? |
| If you could host your own game show or TV competition, what would it be? Who would compete? | What would the grand prize be? |
| What is your theme song? | Why does that song represent you? |
| Would you rather compete in a dance-off or a karaoke contest? | What song or dance move would be your signature move? |
Imaginative questions
| Question | Follow-Up Prompt |
|---|---|
| Would you rather have two noses or three eyes? | What would be the advantages and disadvantages of each? |
| If you could build a roller coaster anywhere in the world, where would it be? What would the ride be like? | What would you name your roller coaster? |
| Can you imitate a celebrity? Give it a try! | Who did you imitate and what made your impression funny? |
| Would you rather swim in a pool of Jell-O or melted marshmallows? | What would be the hardest part about swimming in that substance? |
| Would you rather have to dance like a robot or like a jellyfish? | How would you move in each style? |
| What is an invention that doesn't exist yet, but you would invest one million dollars to help create? | How would that invention change people's lives? |
| Would you rather only be able to walk backwards or take as large of steps as possible? | Which would make school more difficult and why? |
| What is the weirdest sound you've ever heard? | Where did you hear it and what did it remind you of? |
| Would you rather be 12 inches or 12 feet tall? | What would be the biggest challenge of being that size? |
| Would you rather burp bubbles or sneeze mouthwash? | Which would be more embarrassing in public? |
| If you could live life in any cartoon or comic book, which would you choose? Which character would you want to be? | What adventures would you have in that world? |
| Would you rather have a rocket ship or a submarine? | Where would you go first with your vehicle? |
| What is the silliest theme for an amusement park you can think of? What would it be like there? | What would be your favorite ride at that park? |
| Would you rather laugh every time you talk or always have to whisper? | How would that affect your daily life? |
| Would you rather have super strength in one hand or super vision in one eye? | How would you use your superpower? |
Silly questions about school
| Question | Follow-Up Prompt |
|---|---|
| What would your own language sound like? | Can you teach me a few words in your language? |
| Design the craziest relay race you can think of for your school field day. What would participants have to do? | Who do you think would win that relay race? |
| If you could make a funny rule that every teacher had to follow, what would it be? How about students? | What would happen if someone broke that rule? |
| What's the funniest school uniform you can think of? | Would you actually wear that uniform to school? |
| If you could turn any movie into a school play, which would you choose? Would you rather direct or star in it? | Who would you cast in the other roles? |
| What is a silly subject that isn't in school but should be? | What would you learn in that class? |
Funny questions about food
| Question | Follow-Up Prompt |
|---|---|
| What do you think is the grossest food in the world? | Would you ever try it if someone dared you? |
| Would you rather only eat chocolate or sour candy for the rest of your life? | What would you miss most about the other option? |
| Would you rather sweat honey or always smell like cabbage? | Which would be more embarrassing at a party? |
| If you could make any vegetable taste like any candy, which would you choose? | Would that make you eat more vegetables? |
| Would you rather only eat chocolate or only vanilla-flavored sweets for the rest of your life? | What flavors would you miss? |
| Would you rather always have Cheeto dust on your hands or always have jelly on your feet? | Which would be more annoying in your daily life? |
| If you could eat whatever you wanted, but you had to also eat your least favorite food in the same sitting, would you? | What would be your dream meal paired with your least favorite food? |
| Would you eat only orange food or only red food? | What meals could you make with just that color? |
| What dessert would you have for dinner every night if you could? | Do you think you'd get tired of it eventually? |
| Would you rather eat spaghetti with maple syrup or pancakes with marinara sauce? | Which combination sounds less disgusting to you? |
Funny holiday questions
| Question | Follow-Up Prompt |
|---|---|
| If you could have a pet snowman for a day, what would you do? | What would you name your snowman? |
| What would you do if I stole your Halloween candy? | How would you get your revenge? |
| What is the silliest new holiday you can think of? How would you celebrate it? | What would be the official holiday colors and symbols? |
| Which holiday would you celebrate every day if you could? | What would be the best and worst parts of celebrating that every day? |
| You have $10,000 to spend on a Halloween costume. What would you be? | What special effects or props would your costume have? |
| If candy were not an option, what should kids get while trick or treating? | Would kids actually be excited about that alternative? |
| Would you rather eat a giant candy cane or a giant chocolate pumpkin? | How long do you think it would take to finish it? |
Fun questions about magic & superheroes
| Question | Follow-Up Prompt |
|---|---|
| Would you rather ride a dragon or a unicorn to school every day? | What would be the coolest part about arriving at school that way? |
| If an alien landed on Earth, what is the weirdest thing they would see? | How would you explain that thing to the alien? |
| What would your magician name be and what trick would you be known for? | Can you describe how your signature trick would work? |
| Which Disney character would you want to be your best friend? | What adventures would you go on together? |
| Would you rather have a band of minions or fairies to do whatever you ask them to? | What would be the first thing you'd have them do? |
Everyday fun is easy!
As we head into the second half of the school year, it’s the perfect time to infuse a little extra laughter, smiles, and lighthearted fun into the day-to-day routine.
For more conversation starters, activities, and other ways to have everyday fun, check out these open-ended questions to get kids and teens talking and attention- boosting games.