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The Top 10 Taglines They Wouldn't Let the CEO of iD Tech Use

For those of you who know me, you know my brain is constantly moving at warp speed.  I sacrifice sleep to bring ideas to life.  My team inspires me.

They let me introduce really cool, and really awful ideas.  They are usually nice about it.  Just kidding, that is a lie.  Sometimes I feel like Harvey Levin from TMZ. My team is very direct with me--but it is always fun-spirited.

Let's face it--for every cool idea I bring to the table, I have plenty of non-starters.  Here is my list of top 10 taglines I brought to the team over the past 2 years--but the creatives on my team completely said "no way!"  They did make me a couple custom T-Shirts I could wear with pride...so all is good!  (See above photo).

 

1.  ScienTechnology.  It's our Religion.

Why they said no:  "Really, do we have to tell you why?  We're telling Tom and John."

2.  iD Tech.  100% Pure Tech Kryptonite

Why they said no:  "Kryptonite almost killed Superman."

3.  Chickity-check yo self before you Tech yo self

Why they said no: "Seriously?  Ice Cube?"

4.  iD.  It's a Heart A Tech.

Why they said no to my suggestion for a Valentine's Day promo:  "It's just really bad.   Enrique Iglesias already has that one locked up anyways."

5.  Tech The Halls

Why they said no to my suggestion for a Holiday promo.  "You stole that from Radio Shack."

6.  LEARNING OUT LOUD

we teach differently.  Lol? :0

Why they said no:  "It doesn't really make sense.  Not LOL."

 

OK, but do you want to know a couple that have actually come to life?

7.  Tech for Everybuddy

Why they said yes:  "Because they said no to pretty much everything else."  Oh, and because inclusiveness is a key pillar here at iD.

How did we use it in the site?  Click here.

8.  fUNSTOPPABLE.  When you have fun, you can’t be stopped.

Why they said yes:  "This embodies iD Tech.  And it's just true."

How did we use it in the site?  Click here.

9.  REAL (YOUNG) TECHPRENEURS

          “We launched when we were 23 and 25.”

Why they said yes:  "Because you and Alexa WERE real young tech entrepreneurs.  And you are the only two people in history to ever brag about moving back in with Mom and Dad."

How did we use it in the site?  Click here.

10.  I didn't come up with a tenth.

 

If you have any taglines--cool or uncool--please let me know.  Share your comments.  In the meantime, don't be afraid to share your creativity with others.  People will never like the stuff you never created.  Hey, maybe that's a new tagline!

-Pete

  • http://www.iDTech.com Somer

    Shaking my head out loud.

  • http://www.iDTech.com Somer

    Shaking my head out loud.

  • Matt

    Sir,
    Pretty cool top 10 list but please stick to your day job. Unlike Leno, David Letterman is NOT looking for a replacement anytime soon.
    That being said, #3 is pretty cool. And good to hear that learning is now fun! (#8)

  • Matt

    Sir,
    Pretty cool top 10 list but please stick to your day job. Unlike Leno, David Letterman is NOT looking for a replacement anytime soon.
    That being said, #3 is pretty cool. And good to hear that learning is now fun! (#8)

  • Karrie

    Seriously? They said NO to “Chickity-check yo self before you Tech yo self”?!? Smart people you work with, Pete! :)

    Definitely the best company to work with!

  • Karrie

    Seriously? They said NO to “Chickity-check yo self before you Tech yo self”?!? Smart people you work with, Pete! :)

    Definitely the best company to work with!

  • Noel

    How about “Techie and I Know It!”?

  • Noel

    How about “Techie and I Know It!”?

  • Jamon

    “It’s a Heart A Tech”…why they said no, “it’s just really bad”. Ha! Hilarious.

  • Jamon

    “It’s a Heart A Tech”…why they said no, “it’s just really bad”. Ha! Hilarious.

  • Ricky

    Pete! You forgot “Promoting Techgetherness!”

  • Ricky

    Pete! You forgot “Promoting Techgetherness!”

  • http://simplytwo.com Yao

    this. is. excellence.

  • http://simplytwo.com Yao

    this. is. excellence.

  • Dylan

    Let’s label these as the first 9 amendments to the “iD Constechtution”.

  • Dylan

    Let’s label these as the first 9 amendments to the “iD Constechtution”.

  • Jessica

    Maybe we could do a vote on numbers 1-6, and the winner could be used somehow, somewhere. If this were to occur, my official vote would be for #3. It speaks to me. :)

  • Jessica

    Maybe we could do a vote on numbers 1-6, and the winner could be used somehow, somewhere. If this were to occur, my official vote would be for #3. It speaks to me. :)

  • http://www.iDTech.com Alisa

    Another “Real (Young) Entrepeneur” once commented, “We were young, but we had good advice and good ideas and lots of enthusiasm.” (Bill Gates, founder of Microsoft Corporation). Sound familiar?

  • http://www.iDTech.com Alisa

    Another “Real (Young) Entrepeneur” once commented, “We were young, but we had good advice and good ideas and lots of enthusiasm.” (Bill Gates, founder of Microsoft Corporation). Sound familiar?

  • Clay

    Technically affecting how you learn.

  • Clay

    Technically affecting how you learn.